I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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