Everything about him screamed your future.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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