: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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