she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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