Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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