So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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