Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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