Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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