nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Randomize