We won't sleep together?
its not stalking. its research.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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