so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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