I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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