I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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