I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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