But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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