My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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