she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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