I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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