Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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