Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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