I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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