I want you more than these girls want KFC
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
The power of my boobs compel you
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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