Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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