Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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