ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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