white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I just blew my weed a kiss
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Okay so I just had a really great idea
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Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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