what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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