She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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