I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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