i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I thought I drunk dialed Adam last night and left him a voicemail. I just checked my phone. I realize I left a drunk voicemail with my son's teacher.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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