i don't plan on having that self control this summer
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Four minutes until I can fart!
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
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