Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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