"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
