Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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