Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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