Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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