Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Randomize
