You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Did we literally take a cab across the street
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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