quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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