question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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