dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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