Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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