i would punch a child for taco bell
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Randomize
