yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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