Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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