I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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