so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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