I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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