She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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