So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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