Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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