I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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