That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
