i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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