girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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